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To: Blue On Black who wrote (6325)11/12/1998 4:50:00 PM
From: Druss  Read Replies (2) of 12754
 
New Internet IPO Announced--DIPL
CEO Druss today announced that shares of Druss's Internet Pot Bellied Pig and Llama Corporation will be publicly traded November 13, 1998.
We are really excited about this new company Druss indicated. No other online company specializes in pot bellied pigs and llamas. By moving aggressively into this market we have positioned ourselves to get a significant jump on our competition.
Selling the animals online allows us to have a great deal of flexibility, no inventory, and give the customer a personal touch besides. We have taken pictures of all of the pot bellied pigs and llamas our suppliers have. So a customer can browse our website, pick out the pig or llama they like the best and then order it, paying by credit card. We then contact our supplier and get the animal shipped to our customer. We will have our website up just one month after the IPO begins selling. So we can be generating revenue only one month after going public. This means we will be beating most of the internet companies currently out there by a large margin.
The potential for sales of pot bellied pigs and llama online is really incredible. We had market research done independently by Druss Market Research Corp. and they found a potential billion dollar market in the pot bellied pigs and llamas alone. We also expect tremendous growth potential as we expand into the largely untapped warthog, and emu online markets. The warthogs are really exciting as if anything they are even uglier than pot bellied pigs.

Safe Harbor for Forward-Looking Statements: Except for historical information contained herein, the statements in this press release are forward-looking statements that are made pursuant to the safe harbor provisions of the Private Securities Litigation Reform Act of 1995. Forward- looking statements involve known and unknown risks and uncertainties which may cause the Company's actual results in future periods to differ materially from forecasted results. These risks and uncertainties include, among other things, general economic conditions, volatility of animal prices, the impact of possible geopolitical occurrences world-wide, imprecision of predicting actual consumer demand, changes in laws and regulations, crookedness of company officers, and other risks described in the Company's Annual Report on Form 10-K and other filings with the Securities and Exchange Commission. So if you lose your money don't come crying to us because we won't give a damn and aren't interested in hearing your sniveling.

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