When Apollo Mission Astronaut Neil Armstrong first walked on the
> >moon, he not only gave his famous "one small step for man, one
> > giant leap for mankind" statement but followed it by several
> >remarks, usual com traffic between him, the other astronauts and
> >Mission Control. Just before he re-entered the lander, however,
> >he made the enigmatic remark "Good luck Mr. Gorsky."
> >
> >Many people at NASA thought it was a casual remark concerning some
> >rival Soviet Cosmonaut. However, upon checking, there was no
> >Gorsky in either the Russian or American space programs. Over the
> >years many people questioned Armstrong as to what the "Good luck
> >Mr. Gorsky" statement meant, but Armstrong always just smiled.
> >
> >Just last year, (on July 5, 1995 in Tampa Bay FL) while answering
> >questions following a speech, a reporter brought up the 26 year
> >old question to Armstrong. This time he finally responded. Mr.
> >Gorsky had finally died and so Neil Armstrong felt he could answer.
> >
> >When he was a kid, he was playing baseball with a friend in the
> >backyard. His friend hit a fly ball which landed in the front of
> >his neighbor's bedroom windows. His neighbors were Mr. & Mrs.
> >Gorsky. As he leaned down to pick up the ball, young Armstrong
> >heard Mrs. Gorsky shouting at Mr. Gorsky. "Oral sex! You want
> >oral sex?! You'll get oral sex when the kid next door walks on
> >the moon!"
> >
> >True story.
> |
