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One morning, this gay man woke up from a wonderful dream, only to hear his
partner in the bathroom making grunting and moaning sounds. The gay man got out of bed, walked down the hall and opened the bathroom door. The gay man looked at his partner, masturbating with a condom on.
"What the hell are you doing???" The gay man asked his partner.
The gay man's partner looked up at him sheepishly, "Oh... I was just packing
your lunch!"
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One morning while making breakfast, a man walked up to his wife and pinched her on her butt and said, "You know if you firmed this up we could get rid of your girdle." While this was on the edge of intolerable, she thought
herself better and replied with silence.
The next morning the man woke his wife with a pinch on the breast and said,
"You know if you firmed these up we could get rid of your bra."
This was beyond a silence response, so she rolled over and grabbed him by
the penis. With a death grip in place, she said, "You know if you firmed
this up we could get rid of your brother."
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