Ground Zero picks up a fag named Jeff and they go to GZ's place.
As the two are getting ready to hit the sack, GZ takes off his shoes and Jeff notices that his feet are all disfigured. Jeff asks, "What happended to your feet?"
"Toelio," GZ replies. To which Jeff says, "I think you mean Polio." GZ says, "No, it's Toelio, a very rare childhood disease that effects the feet."
Next GZ removes his pants. "Oh my gosh! What happened to your knees?" GZ replies, "Kneesals." Jeff questions, "Don't you mean measals?" "No, kneesals, I got it in the Army."
Finally, GZ removes his underpants to which Jeff exclaims, "Let me guess...Small Cox?"
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