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Pastimes : Late Night Sheep Dip and Micro Brews

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To: mtnres who wrote (97)	11/16/1998 10:30:00 AM
From: Roo	Read Replies (3) of 161

More likely to blow a mental gasket than a spring.... Actually, The oldest is 21, so it's only 4 that ride with us at once. When me'n Bessie (now bessie h'aint th' name o mah woman, mah woman's name iz sue, but ah likes to call 'er Bessie 'cause it sound more authentic)... now, errrrr... where was I.... Oh yeah, when me en Miz Bessie load up the jalopy wit all the younguns, we likes to git out fer a nice sunday drive some. Ever' now 'n some I hears this queer kinda noise comin from th' ole girl (th' jalopy... not Bessie), an ah knows thet she's jes 'preciaten bein took out on a nice day. Then ah comes to this drunk ol' coot walkin' up side-a th' road an ah sez to him ah sez "Say ol' coot where ya headin on a fine day like today all likkered up like thet?" Then this ole coot, he hitches up his pants an' sets an thinks awhile. Then he looks at m'ole taurus kinda funny-like an sez "Say boy. Thet a spring ah sees pokin' it's lil head out from yer durn waggin there?" So ah looks down, an shore 'nuff, there's this big ol' spring just a springin' and a sprongin' itseff right out the side o my car. "Damn!" I sez "Now how'm ah gonta get to thet C.A. meetin.... 'n wit all these younguns' in tow..." -R Hey El :)

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