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Pastimes : EXSO-holics
EXSO 0.00010000.0%Mar 7 3:00 PM EST

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To: WEBNATURAL who wrote (802)11/16/1998 4:28:00 PM
From: david m. uhler  Read Replies (1) of 1568
 
Dear Traderdan

I don't know if it's a good time for bananas....but it is always a good time for a joke (;-))

 A gay man is sitting in a restaurant when suddenly a
man at the table next to him begins to choke on his food.
It gets lodged in his throat so that he can't breathe, and
he starts gasping for air. The people at his table all start
to panic and don't know what to do and, they guy starts to
turn blue.

Suddenly, the gay man leaps from his chair, runs over
to the guy, pulls his pants down, yanks down his underwear
and starts running his tongue all over the choking guys
bare butt. The guy is so shocked by this that he swallows
really hard and his food goes right down.

The guy starts breathing again and the people in the
restaurant start to cheer. "You saved him! You saved him!"
they shout. "How did you know so quickly what to do?"

"Aw," replies the gay man modestly, "that hein-lick
maneuver works every time."

Cpt Dave

PS (standard statement of non responsible) I hope that no one implies that I am anti-gay.
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