Here's another from the "There was a nun who got on the bus" series...
There was a nun who got on a bus and sat right behind the bus driver. The nun whispered in the bus drivers ear, "I'm really horny. Do you want to meet me at the cemetery tonight for some fun?". The bus drivers quickly agreed to the proposition. The nun then whispered, "Since I'm a nun, I have to die a virgin and can only have anal sex. Also, I can only have this anal sex with an unmarried man." The bus driver replied, "Well, I'm single, so everything should be okay".
The bus driver and the nun met at the cemetery that night and did their "business". Afterward, the bus driver said, "I feel really guilty, so I've got to confess to you that I'm actually married and have two kids." The nun replied, "Well, that's okay. I'm actually on my way to a costume party and my name is Bruce." |
