the hunter sat under the tree with his brand spankin new bow and arrow, waiting for a deer...he sat there all day long without seeing any deer...about a half hour before dark a big old bear walked by, and the man said, im gonna kill that goddam bear...so...he stood up, took careful aim, and shot his arrow about a foot over the bears back...well the bear stood up, shook his head, charged the man, bent him over a log, and abused him in every imaginable way....the man struggled and got free and said, im gonna kill that goddam bear...
he went into town and bought a brand new compound bow, with the strings going every which a way, and a new sight and the sharpest arrows you ever saw, and went back and sat down under that tree, and said, im gonna kill that goddam bear...sure enough, half hour before dark, here comes the bear, and the man stood up, took careful aim, and shot the arrow about a foot over the bears back, again....the bear, stood up, looked at the man, shook his head, and charged the man, and around and around they went again...when the man broke free he said, im gonna kill that goddam bear, and went back into town...
when he came back into the woods the next day, he had the most accurate crossbow that money could buy....lazer sights...poison arrows...saying, im gonna kill that goddam bear...and he waited all day long for his chance...needless to say, he missed again...the bear stood up, looked at the man, shook his head, and said, buddy you just dont come out here to go hunting, do you...
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