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To: GROUND ZERO™ who wrote (2890)11/17/1998 4:47:00 PM
From: Capt  Read Replies (1) of 30928
 
70 year old Ground Zero went for his annual physical. All of
his tests came back with great results. Dr. Smith said,
"Ground Zero everything looks great physically.

How are you doing mentally, emotionally and are you at
peace with your self and have a good relationship with
God?"

Ground Zero replied, "God and me are tight. We are so close
that when I get up in the middle of the night, poof!...the
light goes on & I go to the bathroom and then poof! the
light goes off!"

"Wow," commented Dr. Smith, 'That's incredible!"

A little later in the day Dr. Smith called Ground Zero's wife.
Thelma," he said, "Ground Zero is just fine. Physically he's
great. But I had to call because I'm in awe of his
relationship with God. Is it true that he gets up during the
night and poof! The light goes on in the bathroom and
then poof! the light goes off?'"

Thelma replied, "That old fool! He's pissin in the fridge again!"
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