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Pastimes : Jokes

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To: John Messbauer who wrote (887)11/18/1998 4:46:00 PM
From: treetopflier  Read Replies (6) of 2733
 
Blond Joke

A blonde got a brand new sports car for her 16th birthday. While she was out driving she was having fun and cut off a tractor trailer.

The tractor trailer driver motioned her to pull off to the side of the road.

When she pulled over, the truck pulled behind her and the driver got out. He took out chalk from his pocket and drew a circle on the road. He told the blonde not to step out of the circle. He went in to her car and cut her leather seats all up. When he turns around the blonde is laughing lightly.

So he says, "you think thats funny, watch what I do now." He goes into his truck and pulls out a bat and smashes her windows and her car.

Now she is laughing harder.

He gets mad pulls out his pocket knife again and slices the tires.

She starts laughing almost so hard she can't stand up.

Now the truck driver gets really mad goes and gets a gas can and torches her car.

Now she is on the ground rolling and laughing out of control.

The truck driver turns and asks her, "Whats so funny? I just destroyed your brand new sports car."

She replies, "When you weren't looking I stepped outside the circle four times!"
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