Glenn, hope this will cheer your up a little.
Mars vs. Venus or whatever
The best way to get most husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps
they're too old to do it.
* Ann Bancroft
Any husband who says. "My wife and I are completely equal partners," is
talking about either a law firm or a hand of bridge.
* Bill Cosby
Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards.
* Benjamin Franklin
My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.
* Henny Youngman
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
* Rodney Dangerfield
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
* Milton Berle
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
* George Burns
When women are depressed, they either eat or go shopping. Men invade
another country. It's a whole different way of thinking.
* Elaine Boosler
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
Phyllis Diller
My mother buried three husbands, and two of them were just napping.
Rita Rudner
My wife's credit card was stolen but I had not noticed because the thief was
spending less than my wife did.
Ille Nastase
After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I
married you. "The husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't
notice."
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep
her.
I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.
I haven't spoken to my wife in 18 months - I don't like to interrupt her.
Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking
they had no faults at all.
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it
once.
Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a
bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are beautiful.
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