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Pastimes : Jokes
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To: treetopflier who wrote (902)11/18/1998 10:01:00 PM
From: Gordon Quickstad  Read Replies (2) of 2733
 
An older man goes golfing and takes along a caddy. His first shot off the tee slices way to the right. His next two hook far to the left. The very next shot is topped and dribbles out only fifteen feet. He says to his caddy "If that's all the better I can play this game, I may as well walk over to that water hazard over there and drown myself!". The caddy says, "Sir, I don't think that would be possible. You can't keep your head down long enough."
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