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ROTFZONKIELMAO!....YEEEEEEEE HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW!
sorry Janice.......maybe next time change the diapers a little bit earlier.......LMAO!
Here's a joke for your reading pleasure****OFF TOPIC*****
> A blonde wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a
> handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went
> to
> the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any
> odd
> jobs for her to do.
>
> "Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"
>
> The blonde said "How about 50 dollars?"
>
> The man agreed and told her that the paint, brushes, etc. that she
> might
> need were in the garage. The
> man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her
> husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around
> the
> house?"
>
> The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch."
>
> A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
>
> "You're finished already?" he asked.
>
> "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it
> two
> coats."
>
> Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50.
>
> "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a
> Ferrari." |
