What Guys Names Mean
Aaron's - are smart and quiet
Adam's - are loud, obnoxious, and they whine a lot
Alex's - are small and homely
Andy's - are nice (until you get to know them)
Anthony's - are funny and have lots of friends
Ben's - are sweet and cute
Bob's - are quiet and unpopular
Brad's - think everyone likes them..(they don't though)
Brendon's - are screwoffs
Brett's - want "some" but can't get any
Brian's - are hotter than hell
Bryan's - are sexy, but stupid
Chad's - are sexy and hilarious
Chris's - are adorable, and have lots of "different" friends
Clark's - are hilarious and always in trouble
Cory's - are ready for anything (especially with girls)
Craig's - are popular and "studly"
Curt's - can kick anyone's ass
Dan's - can be shy or they can be loud and annoying
Danny's - are Sweeties
David's - are usually hot, sometimes they're hornballs
Derek's - have good butts
Doug's - have greasy faces
Drew's - are bad ass losers
Eddies - want to many chicks they'll never get cuz they're assholes
Eric's - are funny and treat girls how they want to be treated
Erik's - think they're funny and popular (they're not!)
Ethan's - are quiet psychopaths
Frank's - are complete assholes
Gary's - are drug addicts
George's- have big dicks
Greg's - are suck- ups
Jake's - are hot and sweet
Jason's - are players
Jeff's - are sweet, treat women well and are big flirts
Jeremy's - are molesters
Jesse's - have no friends cuz their assholes
James'- are sweet, kind, and always laughing
Jimmy's - are sweet but users
Joe's - are funny pimps
John's - are fat and lazy
Josh's - are horny men
Justin's - are ugly assholes that cant kiss
Kevin's - can never get a girlfriend
Kyle's - are sweet, hot, and nice
Lance's - will f*ck anybody
Luke's - seem to be sweet (watch out)
Mark's - are popular with only girls
Matt's - are popular and hot (they can be too up front)
Mike's - are very good looking, but they'll do anything with anyone
Nathan's - are smarter then hell
Nick's -have no friends, or life
Noel's - are f*cking retarded
Paul's - like to screw chicks
Phil's - have awesome six-packs
Ross's - are rich
Ryan's - known they can get any girl
Sam's - are sex machines
Scott's - have serious disabilities
Sean's - are fat and horny
Shane's - are crack addicts
Steve's - wish they had more friends
Tim's - are too skinny
Tom's - are too hairy and skinny
Travis's - can't get anything (from chicks or guys) hint, hint
Trevor's - expect too much from there girlfriends
Tyler's - are sexy
Will's - use every girl they go out with (they don't really like them)
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