Jhild, This one you wrote is too funny! What a "tribute" to Mountain Energy - MTEI (with apologies, no doubt, to John Denver). Please allow me to repost:
Almost heaven, West Virginia, Reverse Mergers, Tax Lien lands and leases, Scams are old there, Older than the trees, Younger than the mountains, Touting's such a breeze
Pumping stocks, Take me home, To the place I belong; Graybar Hotel, Bunkmate momma, Take me home, Pumping stocks.
All my memories, of those stock threads, And those shady, Restricted stock swaps. Dark and dusty, Payments on the sly, Misty taste of trading halts, Teardrops in my eye.
Scamming stocks, Take me home, To the place I belong; Graybar Hotel, Bunkmate momma, Take me home, Scamming stocks
I hear a voice, In the morning hours it calls me, The SEC reminds me Of my home far away, And dreamin' down the road I get a feelin' I shouldn't have lied that way Yesterday . . . yesterday.
Pumping stocks, Take me home, To the place I belong; Graybar Hotel, Bunkmate momma, Take me home, Pumping stocks. |