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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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To: Jeff who wrote (7875)11/21/1998 8:59:00 PM
From: george wood  Read Replies (1) of 62551
 
Continuing the theme:

A Russian man finds a magic lamp, he rubs it and a Genie comes out.
You have one wish, he says.
O.K. My one wish would be to pee vodka.
Your wish has now been granted says the Genie.
So the Russian man goes home and pees in a glass.
Ah, it smells like vodka and it look like vodka, so he tries it.
Yes it tastes like vodka. His wife comes home, get me two glasses.
She tries the vodka, yes it looks like vodka and it smells like vodka,
so they both have a drink.
The next evening his wife gets home.
Bring me two glasses, they drink the vodka again.
The next evening when his wife comes home, he says bring me one glass.
She is a little upset, have you found a new lover?.
No my darling tonight you drink from the Bottle!!

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