One last one for the weekend. Enjoy...
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Escape (The Stocks-From-Nevada Song)
I was tired of my Yahoo (YHOO), we'd been together too long.
Like a worn-out recording, of a favorite song.
So while it stood at 180, I took to reading some threads
And in the "Hot Pennies" section, there was this post that I read:
"If you like Stocks-From-Nevada, and taking risks quite insane.
If you drive 50 in school zones, if you ignore your left-brain.
If you've been buying stocks that fall apart, getting squished like a grape.
I have the stock that you've looked for, email me, and escape."
I didn't think about my Yahoo, I know that sounds kind of mean.
But me and my ol' Yahoo, had fallen into the same old dull routine.
So I wrote to the poster, with the WordPad I had.
And though I'm nobody's poet, I thought it wasn't half-bad:
"Yes, I like Stocks-From-Nevada, and taking risks quite insane.
I'm not much into slow growth, I am into huge gain.
I've got to know this tip by yesterday, so please let's cut the red tape.
Post the stock on "Z Best Place" thread, where I'll plan my escape."
So I waited with high hopes, then the post hit the thread.
I knew that stock in an instant--I sat there nodding my head.
It was my own lovely Yahoo, and I said, "Ah, it's true."
Then I laughed for a moment, and I said, "I never knew"...
"It's like a Stock-From-Nevada, and a risk quite insane.
Like the Tulips for Dutchmen, just how long will it reign?
But all my penny-stocks done fell apart, they got squooshed like a grape.
So you're the stock that I've looked for, stay with me, and escape."
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