Touche! Emile, I am glad you prayed for me. The Christian doctrine implores it's adherents to do JUST THAT! (to the unenlightened, Emile is referring to the fact that I have prostate cancer)
So, what do I owe you for your prayers....just tell me how many and I will give you market value for each and every one!
And to the question "How's the prostate?" It is more like "How is the spot where your prostate gland resided before massive doses of irradiation?" Do you REALLY want to know?
1) What most males take for granted....a nice steady stream of urine, is the most ellusive of goals.Usually my weak stream is accompanied by a goodly amount of pain, often 4 to 5 times per night I get up to "heed the call".
2) I have had probably 6 bouts of "prostatitis", a wonderful infection which takes over my urinary tract and necessitates frequent courses of antibiotics....imgine peeing battery acid, a few drops at a time, that is close.
3) Really, I don't know or care what my "stats" are on the 6 month PSA tests....statistically a 44 year old male who gets a dose of prostate cancer such as mine does not bode well longterm. Hence my "Devil may care" attitude about it.
4) Since you asked....only because you were pissed by my post, I have told you. Sometime I will tell you about being burned from the waist up, my "near death" experience, my "out of body" experience, and THEN you will have some pain to touch on that is significant. You see, my friend, your religious beliefs are not sufficient to spare you of the pitiful weak human composition that houses the lofty beliefs. You have taken the bait, swallowed it clean to the gullet, and left me here to revel in your thrashing about!
Ha! God loves sinners, but hates sin, isn't that what you Crusty Ole Christians slap one another on the knee about? Well phuck man, I am both a sinner and a mortal, if "God" wants me I am here for the taking! |
