Let me be the first to congratulate you. Please
bask redolently in the reflected glory of the radiance
that emanates from my countenance, and other portions
of my my anatomy, in more than oriental splendor,
owing to my extreme happiness due to the fact that I have
ordered out a check for my Datek cash balance and,
if Datek actually remits my check, and if in addition
remains solvent till it clears,
I will be gloriously FREE FREE FREE
YEEEEEHHHHAHHHHHAHHHHHAAAAA.
This is foolishly premature, 'cause I ain't actually
seen the money yet, but I can't help it .... the
relief is too great.
Oh, by the way, I'm SO HAPPY you've seen fit to direct
Datek resources to site redesign rather than
addressing the issues expressed here by your most
loyal customers. It confirms my sense that you have only
contempt for us and reenforces my feeling, expressed
above, which, since you have only heard it once before
in this message, I now repeat for your amazement,
amusement, edification, and enlightenment. To wit:
YEEEEEHHHHAHHHHHAHHHHHAAAAA. |
