An upscale gentleman and his wife were having dinner at the latest chic restaurant when a tall, statuesque blonde exchanged warm greetings with the husband.
After she leaves, the wife asks, "Who was that?"
"That's my mistress", the husband replied.
As she fumed, threatened divorce and stood up from the table, the husband asked if she really wanted to give up the lifestyle she enjoyed, the furs, the mercedes, the jewelry, the summer home in Mexico.
The rest of their dinner was quiet, with little conversation, until the wife spotted one of their friends.
"Honey, isn't that Brad? Who's he with?", asked the wife.
"That's Brad's mistress," replied the husband. To which the wife calmly stated, "Ours is much cuter." |
