Amazon.com, Inc. (AMZN) Message Board

STOCKTALK

We've detected that you're using an ad content blocking browser plug-in or feature. Ads provide a critical source of revenue to the continued operation of Silicon Investor. We ask that you disable ad blocking while on Silicon Investor in the best interests of our community. If you are not using an ad blocker but are still receiving this message, make sure your browser's tracking protection is set to the 'standard' level.

Technology Stocks : Amazon.com, Inc. (AMZN)

AMZN 226.20

-1.8%

3:59 PM EST

Public Reply Prvt Reply Mark as Last Read File

Previous 10 Next 10 Previous Next

To: CoffeePot who wrote (28080)	11/25/1998 12:31:00 PM
From: hooters_akimbo	Read Replies (1) of 164684

Really important stuff follows: hope everyone has a great Thanksgiving! I hope all you financial whiz-kids like a little humor. >> WOMEN'S ENGLISH >> *********************** >> Yes = No >> No = Yes >> Maybe = No >> I'm sorry. = You'll be sorry. >> We need = I want >> It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious >> by now. >> Do what you want = You'll pay for this later. >> We need to talk = I need to complain >> Sure... go ahead = I don't want you to. >> I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron! >> You're ... so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot. >> You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think >> about? >> Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs. >> This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house. >> I want new curtains = and carpeting, and furniture, and >> wallpaper..... >> Hang the picture there = NO, I mean hang it there! >> I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep. >> Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something >> expensive. >> How much do you love me? = I did something today you're >> really not going to like. >> I'll be ready in a minute. = Kick off your shoes and find a >> good game on TV. >> Is my butt fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful. >> You have to learn to communicate. = Just agree with me. >> Are you listening to me!? = [Too late, you're dead.] >> Was that the baby? = Why don't you get out of bed and walk >> him until he goes to sleep. >> I'm not yelling! = Yes I am yelling because I think this is >> important. >> >> MEN'S ENGLISH: >> ******************** >> I'm hungry. = I'm hungry. >> I'm sleepy = I'm sleepy. >> I'm tired. = I'm tired. >> Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd eventually like to have >> sex with you. >> Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd eventually like to have sex >> with you. >> Can I call you sometime? = I'd eventually like to have sex >> with you. >> May I have this dance? = I'd eventually like to have sex with >> you. >> Nice dress! = Nice cleavage! >> You look tense, let me give you a massage. = I want to >> fondle you. >> What's wrong? = I don't see why you are making such a big >> deal out of this. >> What's wrong? = What meaningless self-inflicted >> psychological trauma are you going through now? >> What's wrong? = I guess sex tonight is out of the question. >> I'm bored. = Do you want to have sex? >> I love you. = Let's have sex now. >> I love you, too. = Okay, I said it...we'd better have sex now! >> Yes, I like the way you cut your hair. = I liked it better before. >> Yes, I like the way you cut your hair. = $50 and it doesn't look >> that much different! >> Let's talk. = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am >> a deep person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with >> me. >> Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegal for you to have >> sex with other guys. >> {when shopping}"I like that one better." = Pick any freakin' >> dress and let's go home! >> I don't think that blouse and that skirt go well together. = I am >> gay. >

Report TOU Violation

Share This Post

Public Reply Prvt Reply Mark as Last Read File

Previous 10 Next 10 Previous Next