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To: Barney who wrote (951)	11/25/1998 8:20:00 PM
From: Gordon Quickstad	Read Replies (1) of 2733

A golf pro was giving a beginner's lesson to a lady. Standing behind her to correctly position her hands on the club, he glanced down and discovered his fly was open. Nonchalantly, he one-handedly pulled up his fly, only to catch her skirt in it. He quickly and discreetly tried to correct the problem, only making it worse. There was no other choice than to inform the lady why he was acting rather strange by now. A little more cooperative effort only made the situation even worse. He explained that if they could hobble over a short distance to the rear of the clubhouse, using some bushes as a shield, he could use the pliers he had there. As they moved to the bushes in a most unusual manner, a big shaggy dog emerged from the bushes and threw a bucket of cold water on them.

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