Clinton's Clock
A guy dies and goes to Heaven. When he arrives, St. Peter says "I'm
having a slow day, why don't you let me show you around ?" The guy
thinks this is a great idea and graciously accepts the offer. St. Peter
shows him all the sights. The golf course, the library, the observation
room, the cafeteria and the game room.
Eventually, they come to a room full of clocks and the guy asks
"what's up with all the clocks ?" St. Peter explains "everyone on earth
has a clock that shows how much time they have left to live. When the
clock runs out of time, the person dies and comes to the gates to be
judged." The guy thinks this makes sense, but notices that some clocks
are running faster than others and he asks "why is that ?" St. Peter
explains,"every time a person tells a lie, it speeds up his clock."
This also makes sense, so the guy takes one last look around the room
and notices one clock on the ceiling in the middle of the room that has
both hands spinning at an unbelievable rate of speed so he asks,
"what's the story with that one ?"
"Oh that," replies St. Peter. "That's Bill Clintons clock. We decided
to use it as a ceiling fan !!!!" |
