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Politics : Bill Clinton Scandal - SANITY CHECK
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To: John Lacelle who wrote (16171)11/28/1998 12:11:00 PM
From: Bearcatbob  Read Replies (1) of 67261
 
A mid-level executive was so frustrated at being passed
over for promotion year after year, that, in frustration, he
went to a brain-transplant center in the hope of raising his
I.Q. 20 points.

After a battery of physical and psychological tests, he was
told by the center's director that he was an acceptable
candidate.

"That's great!" the executive said. "But I understand that
this procedure can be really expensive."

"Yes, sir, it can," the director replied. "An ounce of
accountant's brain for example, costs one thousand dollars;
an ounce of an economist's brain costs two thousand; an
ounce of a corporate president's is forty-five thousand. An
ounce of a Democrat's brain is seventy-five thousand
dollars."

"Seventy-five thousand dollars for an ounce of a Democrat's
brain?? Why on earth is that?"

"Do you have any idea," the director asked, "how many
Democrats we would have to kill?"
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