Barney!
LOL! But, where did you get a copy of my paycheck??
NEW POLICY AT OUR SCHOOL:
In the past, employees were permitted to make trips to the restroom under informal
guidelines. Effective at the beginning of next month, a restroom trip policy will be
established to provide a more consistent method of accounting for each employee rest
room time and insuring equal treatment to all employees.
Under the policy, a "rest room trip bank" will be established for each
employee. The first day of each month, employees will be given twenty (20) restroom
credits. these credits may be accumulated.
Within two weeks, the entrance door to all rest rooms will be equipped
with personal identification stations and computer linked voice print
recognition devices. Before the end of the month, each employee must provide two
copies of voice prints, one normal and one under stress, to the Human Resources
Department. The voice print recognition stations will be operational but not restrictive
for the first month. Employees should acquaint themselves with the station during this
period.
If the employees rest room trip bank balance reaches zero, the doors to the restrooms
will not unlock for that employee's voice until the first of the next month. In addition, all
rest rooms stalls are being equipped with timed paper roll retractors. If the stall is
occupied for more than three minutes, an alarm will sound. Thirty seconds after the
alarm sounds the roll of paper will retract into the wall, the toilet will flush and the stall
door will open. If the stall remains occupied, your picture will automatically be taken.
The picture will then be posted on the bulletin board. Anyone's picture showing up
three times will be immediately terminated. If you have any questions about this policy
please contact your supervisor. They have all received advanced instructions.
Thank you for your cooperation in this matter
-pam
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