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Technology Stocks : Dell Technologies Inc.
DELL 117.44-1.6%3:59 PM EST

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To: stock bull who wrote (82960)11/30/1998 8:26:00 PM
From: Don Martini  Read Replies (2) of 176387
 
So what do you do when you're options are short
And the stock drops like a stone
And you lay in your bed and grab your gut
And toss and turn and moan

And LOD makes a 1,000% on options, he reported today
And you mutter to yourself: "I only lost 80% today"
You remember those sweet summer days before your NASDAK addictions
When you were an innocent solvent man with a banker's interest predictions

You realize it's not the market, or the Asian situation
Or CNBC, or WXYZ or Merrill or Datex or inflation
You're poverty's due to the idiot in you who'll understand numbers never
And vow never again your money to spend in the market, no not ever

But "One more for the road" you say, switching the SI thread
You read all night till dawn's dim light, and your fears are finally dead.
You've got it at last! Accomplished your task! Can't wait until tomorrow!
To bet your money, this stock's a honey! You're riches will banish all sorrow!

Would some fellow sufferer please supply the final verse?

Dedicated to my fellow Addictees on SI

Don Martini
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