look colleen...ya gotta believe me...when i last saw that red dress it was not a mess...a little ruffled maybe, but that was to be expected...to tell the truth, though, i didnt pay much attention to the bottom of it...you see, its like this...the top part is sooooo loooow cut...might even go so far as to say revealing, ya know...and those charms could hardly go unnoti...wait a minute, i gotta go take some b.p. pills...ill be back in a minute...
ok, thats better now...i think i have it, uh, i mean, myself under control for the moment...cant be helped...
do you want to know what she looked like that night...kristi, darlin, may i please tell them what you looked like that night...it will bring envy to their miserable little lives, and is such pleasure for my remembrances...it would be a shame to keep your beauty under a stone...
hooboy...i guess the good father didnt see my little pome before he retired for the night...he is going to flip out when he sees it...im sure all hell (sorry) is gonna come my way...
ok...kristi...can i tell 'em...huh...can i...can i, huh...can i...'tis such a lovely picture, and you know i can paint it so well...oh yeah... |
