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Strategies & Market Trends : Point and Figure Charting

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To: Jerry Olson who wrote (10681)12/2/1998 6:33:00 PM
From: Ms. X  Read Replies (1) of 34809
 
Evidence that Santa is really a woman

* Men can't pack a bag.

* Men would rather be dead than caught wearing red velvet.

* Men would feel their masculinity is threatened...having to be seen with all those elves.

* Men don't answer their mail.

* Men would refuse to allow their physique to be described even in jest as anything remotely resembling a "bowlful of jelly."

* Men aren't interested in stockings unless somebody's wearing them.

* Having to do the Ho Ho Ho thing would seriously inhibit their ability to pick up women.

* Finally, being responsible for Christmas would require a commitment.
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