< TO ALL YOU IMPOTENT NARCISSISTIC STOCK GODS >
How was your week? Still can't get it up? Able to polish a little more of the ol' chrome-dome today? Still so miserable personally that you have nothing better to do than spend countless hours on the "worthless" Internet just trying to find some way to make others as miserable as yourself? Hint: try volunteering at a local charity. You will REALLY be helping others, and you might just begin to feel less miserable (although you probably never will get it up, and even if you did, the only "babes" that would have you are so wrinkled that there's no point).
BTW, for those that missed it, here's how my week went. I lost a couple of ZEROS on my Internet investments, but hey, they weren't there when I bought them in the first place (averaged out). BII is indeed in the red, after having averaged UP a couple of times, but hey, I'm not an IMPOTENT STOCK GOD, now am I?
You heard it from me: big money was made short-term shorting the Internet stocks. More money was made in the last year by going LONG on them, however. AND more money will be made in the next 5 years by going long on them.
Oh yeah, just all you STOCK GODS, just click here:
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