Imp-ossible One,
Where can I buy one of those Ox-O-Morons?
I have some stumps that need pulling...
Where can I find a nice "ass action suit"
that will let me do the space walk
When and where does the beheading of the Market Maker,
the stock-pilfering, hoor-mongering, dregs
of wall street take place....I have nary a clue.
It's the plight of poor schmucks like us to take in the rear,
counseled, briefed, and then de-briefed, we stand in allegiance
to the sacred screwing of the ewe....you and me Bud.
If we manage to tweak a few bucks on the sly
If we manage to flip a bird, wink, and then pocket the proceeds,
then perhaps the dreaded filthy pond-scum market makers will
have taken our orders in a flash and left us to wonder at their
omnipotent generosity, the benevolent mugger who thumps you on the head and then puts a cookie in your shirt pocket to give the kids.
"Daddy's Home"....little tikes, glowing eyes, looking for that cookie. Braces, books, little friggin Hilfiger shirts to wear to some
silly-ass football game, where does it all end? |
