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Pastimes : Organized Shorts - Could be watching your stock.
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To: CatLady who wrote (5)12/4/1998 9:17:00 PM
From: Blue On Black  Read Replies (1) of 271
 
Catlady,
I think that would depend on if your sock drawer is on the right or left side of the dresser. In case you are speaking of a chest of drawers, we would have to determine which drawer is higher and factor in if you short more on even or odd days. We then take the derivative of the tangent of pi*# of socks/#of T-shirts*calender date(Julian)/#of days in the calender month (Mayan). If this # X 1000 is greater than the dollar amount of your current short position then you are organized. Otherwise, you have to join me on the disorganized side of the room. Hope this helps.
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