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To: treetopflier who wrote (985)12/4/1998 9:59:00 PM
From: Karin  Read Replies (2) of 2733
 
Subject: DAFFYNITIONS

DAFFYNITIONS

1. ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now
growing in the middle.
2. BEAUTY PARLOR: A place where some women go to dye.
3. CANNIBAL: Someone who is fed up with people.
4. CHICKENS: The only animals you eat before they are born and after
they are dead.
5. COMMITTEE: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.
6. DUST: Mud with the juice squeezed out.
7. EGOTIST: Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.
8. GOSSIP: A person who will never tell a lie if the truth will do more
damage.
9. HANDKERCHIEF: Cold Storage.
10. INFLATION: Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.
11. MYTH: A female moth.
12. MOSQUITO: An insect that makes flies look good after all.
13. RAISIN: Celery with a sunburn.
14. SECRET: Something you tell to one person at a time.
15. TOOTHACHE: The pain that drives you to extraction.
16. TOMORROW: One of today's greatest labor saving devices.
17. YAWN: An honest opinion openly expressed.
18. WRINKLES: Something other people have. You have character lines.

Karin
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