A Special Pet
What manly pants are designed to hold,
reminds me also of a pet;
with it men played before they met
someone who keeps it quite controlled.
When young, this pet enjoys a stretch,
obeying in a snap a man's wish
and off it goes to look for fish,
or something that's good to fetch.
But if this pet receives a kick,
it's owner shreaks and climbs the walls;
its him who quickly grabs its balls,
then worries if it will do its trick.
One day this pet decides to rest;
men hope to stand it up to stay -
they shake it, wonder, curse and pray,
to wake this bird that loves its nest.
But, thank god, it's a pet's disdain
that doc Viagra understands:
it puts some heat that makes it stand
so men can pat their pet again.
This pet can show it's confident
by standing up its little head
in its territory, the bed,
and let one know it's competent.
By Rosa Clement
LOLLLLOLLLOL, so funny... ze gyp(snicker)
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