WOOF WOOF
"Sick 'em, boy, sick em!!"
Naughty, naughty shorts!!!
BAD SHORTS, BAD SHORTS!!!
SMACK, SMACK, SMACK.
Oh NO!!!! Like, look....REAL investors (in penny stocks) are onto the shorts!! Evil shorts have been exposed! How DARE they try and make money on the short side!!! Don't they understand that stocks only go UP!!! Stocks wouldn't, shouldn't, couldn't go down if EVERYONE went long (PMKY).
But GLCCF is the next MSFT! GERN's going to 100 next week! CNBC mentioned our stock so it's going to the %$^*ing moon!
Quick! Call the SEC, wake the president (& Monica, too), and rent time on the jumbotron on Times Square. THE WORLD MUST KNOW. TELL THE WORLD!!!
The baby's crying - WHO shorted my stock?!? Grandpa got another hernia & the cat just died!! #$%& another $^%&* short whacked my stock!!
It's a conspiracy I tell you - like Scrappy Doo ruining otherwise decent Scooby cartoons, governments hiding space aliens, and the soviets making an appliance that last over 6 months!
Surely (am I allowed to call you Surely?), your evil twin posted this:
Message 6680262
Did the fearless, shortless leader pull a shorty-poo, too?
Longy -poos (BAMM, KTEL, CRAP) are getting their feelings hurt; wallets, too!
Thanx for the yuks <vbg> ;-) |
