DGIV-A-HOLICS...FAMILY CHIT CHAT ONLY!! Message Board

STOCKTALK

We've detected that you're using an ad content blocking browser plug-in or feature. Ads provide a critical source of revenue to the continued operation of Silicon Investor. We ask that you disable ad blocking while on Silicon Investor in the best interests of our community. If you are not using an ad blocker but are still receiving this message, make sure your browser's tracking protection is set to the 'standard' level.

Microcap & Penny Stocks : DGIV-A-HOLICS...FAMILY CHIT CHAT ONLY!!

DGIV 0.00

Dec 5 4:00 PM EST

Public Reply Prvt Reply Mark as Last Read File

Previous 10 Next 10 Previous Next

To: Morry who wrote (32949)	12/7/1998 7:59:00 AM
From: E'Lane	Read Replies (3) of 50264

OT NEW VIRUS WARNING If you receive an e-mail with a subject line of "Badtimes," delete it immediately WITHOUT reading it. This is the most dangerous Email virus yet. It will re-write your hard drive. Not only that, but it will erase your CD ROMs and scramble any disks that are even close to your computer. It will speed up your electric meter so the power company overcharges you and recalibrate your refrigerator's coolness setting; all your ice cream will melt and your milk will curdle. Badtimes will demagnetize the strips on all your credit cards, reprogram your ATM access code, screw up the tracking on your VCR and use subspace field harmonics to scratch any CDs you try to play. It will give your ex-boy/girlfriend your new phone number and apologize for your shortcomings on their answering machine. It will mix antifreeze into your fish tank, drink all the good beer, and leave its dirty socks on the coffee table when there's company coming over. It will hide your car keys when you are late for work and interfere with your car radio so that you hear only static or "Achey Brakey Heart" while stuck in traffic. It will leave lipstick on your coffee mug at work and make you eat 7 poppy seed muffins the day before a drug test. It will give you nightmares about circus midgets. Your Cascade will leave spots and Tide will bleach your favoirte shirt. It will replace your shampoo with Nair and your Nair with Rogaine, all while dating your current boy/girlfriend behind your back and billing their hotel rendezvous to your Visa card. It will send you MPEGs of your parents in bed and will seduce your grandmother. It does not matter if your grandmother is passed away, such is the power of Badtimes, it reaches out beyond the grave to sully those things we hold most dear. Badtimes will give you Dutch Elm disease. It will leave the toilet seat up, turn the toilet paper roll round, and leave the hairdryer plugged in dangerously close to a full bathtub. It will wantonly remove the forbidden tags from your mattresses and pillows, and refill your skim milk with whole. It is insidious and subtle. It is dangerous and terrifying to behold. It is also a rather interesting shade of mauve. These are just a few signs. Be afraid! Be very afraid!! *************

Report TOU Violation

Share This Post

Public Reply Prvt Reply Mark as Last Read File

Previous 10 Next 10 Previous Next