Good Morning Bill,
In honor of your new title I have a firemens joke for you today. Please remember it's a joke !
A man who worked for a fire station came from work one day and told his
wife, "You know, we have a wonderful system at the fire station. Bell 1
rings and we all put on our jackets. Bell 2 rings and we all slide down
the pole and bell 3 rings and we're ready to go on the trucks. From now
on we're going to run this house the same way. When I say Bell 1, I want
you to strip naked. When I say Bell 2, I want you to jump into bed, and
when I say Bell 3, we're going to screw all night.
The next night he came home from work and yelled, Bell 1 and his wife
took off her clothes, bell 2 and his wife jumped into bed, Bell 3 and
they began to screw.
After 2 minutes his wife yelled, Bell 4. Whats this Bell 4 ?, husband says.
More hose, she replied, You're nowhere near the fire.
Have a great day everyone, MarkC. |
