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To: Proud_Infidel who wrote (27025)	12/8/1998 1:31:00 PM
From: Fortinwit	Read Replies (5) of 70976

*O/T Off/Color* (From the joke thread) Two AMAT Bulls boarded a flight out of Austin for San Jose. One sat in the window seat, the other sat in the middle seat. Just before takeoff an AMAT Bear got on and took the aisle seat next to the Bulls. He kicked off his shoes wiggled his toes and was settling in when the Bull in the window seat said "I think I'll get up and get a coke." "No problem," said the AMAT Bear. "I'll get it for you." While he was gone, the long picked up the short's shoe and spit in it. When the Bear returned with the coke the other long said, "That looks good I think I'll have one too." Again the Bear obligingly went to fetch it and while he was gone the other Bull picked up the other shoe and spit in it. The Bear returned and they all sat back and enjoyed the flight to San Jose. As the plane was landing the Bear slipped his feet into his shoes and knew immediately what had happened. "How long must this go on?" the Bear asked. "This enmity between our peoples? This hatred? This animosity? This spitting in shoes and peeing in cokes?" F.

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