Top 10 fund raising proposals by ADVR
10. Dr. H' will have a bakeoff, in which R' has been used as the secret ingredient, thus curing all who buy and eat his 'special cookies'
9. Dr. H' will ask the FDA to classify R' as a elicit Drug since they won't approve it anyway, thus allowing him to sell it LEGALLY in AZ and CA.
8. Will set up a 1-900 number to answer all questionable issues, thus
guaranteeing money coming in 24 hours a day 7 days a week.
7. ADVR will ask all shareholders to please contribute $0.01 per/shares they own, raising $3,000,000 instantly.
6. Will set up charter flights to Barbados at a $5,500 a head, guaranteeing to cure AIDS. **hmmm,...... this one is actually a good idea! > 100 people per flight, 5 flights a day,.... that's $2,750,000 a day! problem solved!
5. Dr. H' will write a book titled "How to remain unbiased, while making millions" and he will contribute a small portion of his revenues to ADVR as Loan at 50% int.
4. The Barbados facilities will be used as a Aids Clinic / Club Med** another good idea... 100 rooms double occupancy $100/per night per person.... that's $2000 a day.
3. Dr. H' will issue a memorandum to all ADVR shareholders that he is now selling shares of Reticulose, since everyone thinks they own shares of R' instead of ADVR.
2. Will hire the QUIG fake fax man and appoint him ADVR's shareholder's relations executive, thus generating huge amounts of cash from his expertise in stock manipulation.
1. Dr. H' will have the last and BIGGEST stock offering in history, achieving ADVR's life time goal of having as many shares outstanding as there are men, women, and children in the world.
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