squirrels IPO - naw, we'd actually have to start a company before that. reverse merger is the way to go. lets find some shell trading at 0.0000000000000000001 and buy it. then our business strategy will be (or will appread to be) to have MG giving live music lessons over the internet, and we'll offer online wagering on which student will progress the fastest, and sell books by Larry about Y2K, and have live internet broadcasts of your golf games, and an adult site for shoot n his pigs, n me, well um, i could offer live brocasts with santa from the north pole, he's my neighbor.
well all make a freeking fortune, ivestors will be left holding the bag and the SEC will say, um sorry, those were forward looking statements for which we provide a safe harbor |
