*****OT***** Lynn, I'll do El one better for that blonde remark ....
Three nuns die and go to Heaven. They're waiting at the gate when St. Peter approaches. He says to the first nun, "Sister Mary, you have led a pious and virtuous life and now shall receive your heavenly reward. You may have anything your heart desires." Sister Mary thought for a moment and said, "I'd like to have Mel Gibson morning, noon and night for eternity!" St. Peter, needless to say, was a bit taken aback! "Sister Mary, I'm shocked!" he said, "But this is Heaven and your wish is granted." St. Peter then called the next nun forward. "Sister Margaret, you also have lead pious and virtuous life. What is your wish?" Sister Margaret thought for a moment and said, "I would like Antonio Banderas morning, noon and night for eternity!" Again, St. Peter was very surprised, but granted Sister Margaret her wish. Finally, St. Peter called Sister Theresa forward. "And what do you want for your reward for leading a pious life?" he said. Sister Theresa piped right up, "I'd like to have Elwood P. Dowd morning, noon and night for eternity!" Again St. Peter was very surprised. "Your wish is granted, but one thing Sister - who is Elwood P. Dowd?" Sister Theresa responded, "I don't know, but the whole time I was on earth everyone kept saying 'F*CK ELWOOD P. DOWD!'"
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