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Poor, El. Either you made or ruined his weekend. Your joke, however, reminds me of one I heard on the radio a few months ago:
Three dwarfs applied to the _Guiness Book of World Records_ for inclusion, the first for the smallest hands, second for the smallest ears, and third for the smallest, ah, well, don't think very hard and you'll figure it out [in case there are children lurking on this thread].
After months of waiting to hear if GBWR will consider examining them for inclusion, they receive letters inviting them to G's headquarters to be measured.
When they arrive at the building, the dwarfs decide to go in one at a time. The fellow going for smallest hands goes in first and shortly thereafter comes out all smiles, jumping for joy. "I did it! I made the GBWR for the smallest hands!!!"
His friends congratulated him and the fellow going for smallest ears goes in next. A few minutes later he comes out, also smiling and jumping for joy. "I did it! I made the GBWR for the smallest ears!!!"
The third fellow was eagerly pushed towards the entrance. All smiles after the success' of his friends, he entered the building. A few minutes later he comes out, sobbing uncontrollably. His friends try to talk to him but he can not speak through the sobs.
Finally, a few minutes later, his friends ask him, "What happened? We were sure you were the most likely of us three to make the GBWR."
The crying guy shook his head in agreement and said, "Who the hell is Elwood Dowd."
No!!! Elwood's name was not blared over the radio. The guy who called in with the joke used the name of the person hosting the radio program.
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