A short story
Nate Niceguy was always there for you. From Anytown, USA, where he grew up in the nicest of neighborhoods, to Nagano, Nate Niceguy never let you down. He's taken bullets for Presidential hopefuls, fathered children for sterile families, and bought back the souls of many Freedom Rockers who sold them to Black Sabbath in the 70's.
Nate is a well-travelled marketing representative. Ronco hired him on the spot to promote their fabulous line of quality consumer products in the 60's and 70's. He's appeared as the model for hundreds of body-shaping products in infomercials around the world. In 1967, he met up with Lever Leftwit on a tour of Liverpool.
Lever Leftwit was a jazz pianist at Lounge Lizzard's in downtown Liverpool. When Nate Niceguy hit a new town, he always, always visited the local lounges in support of the nightclub acts. Nate spent his early 20's doing Karaoke at Chinese restaurants, and always had a deep respect for a good lounge performer. Now, Nate Niceguy was never one to turn up his nose... until he met Lever Leftwit.
Loser Lever Leftwit never left Lounge Lizzard's long enough to live. He just loaded up his lungs with lovely lullaby, and sang until some lunar love goddess (aka drunken lush) was so smitten under the influence of cocktails and second-hand smoke, that Lever could make passes, only to do it all over again. Nate was not one to womanize, nor did he approve of such behavior. In fact, womanizing had been a vice of his before he discovered the wonderful world of product lines and infomercials. It was while he was doing a shoot for Go2Net that he fell deep in love with a webmistress named Jill and never looked at another woman again.
As you can see, it's always BETTER NATE THAN LEVER
Jill and Nate, Congratulations and best wishes ,
jb3
credits: (story borrowed from tiac.net |
