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Pastimes : ISOMAN AND HIS CAVE OF SOLITUDE
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To: ISOMAN who wrote (75)12/12/1998 11:47:00 PM
From: barbara sperino  Read Replies (3) of 539
 
THE RULES OF CHOCOLATE
> >
> >If you've got melted chocolate all over your hands,
> >you're eating it too slowly.
> >
> >Chocolate covered raisins, cherries, orange slices & strawberries
> >all count as fruit, so eat as many as you want.
> >
> >The problem: How to get 2 pounds of chocolate home from the store
> >in a hot car. The solution: Eat it in the parking lot.
> >
> >Diet tip: Eat a chocolate bar before each meal. It'll take the
> >edge off your appetite and you'll eat less.
> >
> >If calories are an issue, store your chocolate on top of the fridge.
> >Calories are afraid of heights, and they will jump out of the chocolate
> >to protect themselves.
> >
> >If I eat equal amounts of dark chocolate and white chocolate, is
> >that a balanced diet? Don't they actually counteract each other?
> >
> >Money talks. Chocolate sings.
> >
> >Chocolate has many preservatives. Preservatives make you look younger.
> >
> >Q. Why is there no such organization as Chocoholics Anonymous?
> >A. Because no one wants to quit.
> >
> >Put "eat chocolate" at the top of your list of things to do today.
> >That way, at least you'll get one thing done.
> >
> >A nice box of chocolates can provide your total daily intake
> >of calories in one place. Isn't that handy?
> >
> >If you can't eat all your chocolate, it will keep in the freezer.
> >But if you can't eat all your chocolate, what's wrong with you?
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