Dan,
Or we can investigate you, because we think(or at least rumor has it)
that you are guilty of stock embezzlement. We can spend the next six years digging into every aspect of your life. Along the way, we can also check out rumors, of pornography, child abuse, and being mean to animals. When none of those check out, we will focus on the new ager abusment charge(yes,not as bad as being mean to animals, but what the hey)that happened to pop up in year 5.
Now, we know that these charges arent serious and arent against the law, but we know you dont want anyone to find out about them, so we will ask about them in a round about manner, and hope to dupe you into
a more serious charge, knowing that you are ethically challenged anyway.
This is the way that most of America looks at this.
Mark |
