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To: Cynic 2005 who wrote (39661)	12/16/1998 10:24:00 PM
From: Knighty Tin	Read Replies (2) of 132070

MMV, But, to be fair, they wouldn't be in business if they didn't react that way. I think most auditors are hired for legal flim-flam and to ferret out malfeasance at the middle and bottom levels of a co. Consultants are paid to discover what the clients want them to discover. Here are a few I remember off the top of my head, followed by the name of the firm paying the bill: 1. Oat Bran prevents cancer. Quaker Oats. 2. Heavy industries not only do not pollute, they create a green belt around their factories. International Paper. 3. Whole Wheat prevents heart attacks. General Mills. 4. Orange juice prevents heart attacks. Florida Orange Juice Growers. 5. Junk bonds always outperform investment grade bonds. Drexel Burnham Lambert. 6. Tobacco clears poisons from the lungs. Sir Walter Raleigh. <G> MB

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