Hollywood to remake "Lawrence Of Arabia"!! To be renamed "Clinton of Arabia".
El Clinto will ride in on a camel wearing a towel on his head shouting "The timing of my attack has nothing to do with my impeachment", "you have my word on it".
"I just want to free the Iraqi people from decades of oppression and discrimination. The last twelve months of careful analysis of the situation has led me to the decision that now is the time to make the strike, not Friday or Saturday or Sunday,or January. This is a window of opportunity that we must not pass up, we may never have this opportunity again."
"My closest advisors, M. Waters, B. Frank, J. Conyers, R. Wexler, Rothman, Carville, Monica, Ickes, Hubbell, Kendall, and other sincere patriots have told me to move quickly or all will be lost. Now if I can get the polls to agree, I will rule forever!" |
