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To: Just My Opinion who wrote (1046)12/17/1998 11:05:00 AM
From: treetopflier  Read Replies (3) of 2733
 
Redneck Nativity

In a small Southern town there was a "Nativity Scene" that showed great skill and talent had gone into creating it. One small feature
bothered me though. The 3 wise men were wearing firemen's helmets. Totally unable to come up with a reason or explanation, I left. At a "Quik Stop" on the edge of town, I asked the lady behind the counter about the helmets.

She exploded into a rage, yelling at me, "You Yankees never do read the Bible!"

I assured her that I did, but simply couldn't recall anything about firemen in the Bible. She jerked her Bible from behind the counter and ruffled thru some pages, and finally jabbed her finger at a passage.

Sticking it in my face she said "See, it says right here, "The three wise man came from afar.'"
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