Having now caught up in my reading and noticing that the discussion here lately has been dominated by various maladies and what is taken for them, I thought I'd share this little story with apologies in advance for anyone who may be offended (though to my knowledge, no such person exists on this thread):
A man was sitting in first class on a jet getting ready to take off when an attractive woman took the seat next to him. Immediately after the plane took off, the gentleman sneezed and proceeded to unzip his pants, pull out his maleness and wipe it off. The woman thought this was a bit rude but kept her opinion to herself.
Minutes later, the same thing happened. The man sneezed, unzipped, pulled out his thing and wiped it off. The woman, though astonished at what she was witnessing, maintained her silence.
Then it happened for a third time. Achoo, unzip, wipe off weenie. The woman could not stay quiet any longer and said to the man, "I find your behavior to be rude, insensitive and disgusting. What kind of pervert are you?"
"I'm sorry, ma'am. But I have this terrible condition. Every time I sneeze, I have an orgasm. That's why I have to do what I do."
The woman says, "That is just terrible. I'm sorry you have to live with such an affliction. What do you take to treat it?"
"Pepper." |
