Sorry, bud. I ain't buyin' it. Who in the world can guarantee he won't commit adultery?
Me, that's who.
I guaran-friggin'-tee it. I guarantee I will never use illegal drugs, I guarantee I will never lie under oath, I guarantee all kinds of stuff. Take it to the bank.
But that's not the argument. Here is the deal:
Billy, IMHO, committed a felony. It's my opinion, because I DON'T KNOW FOR A FACT WHAT HE DID. I don't know what he did, because HE AIN'T SAYING WHAT HE DID.
See, I want to know what he did. Why can't he tell me what he did? What did he do, exactly? He's had a year to tell me and he ain't talkin'. I think he's dirty. So does my Congressman. Now it goes to the Senate. They get to find out WHAT EXACTLY HE FRIGGIN' DID. That's what the trial is for. His buddies can yap all they want about it, but the bottom line is this:
The man looks guilty. It looks like he committed a felony. That's the fact, Jack. And you can't do that and be the President of the United States. So, if he is convicted of a felony, then he doesn't deserve to be President. That's the way it is here in the United States. You can have it your way in Switzerland. That's fine. Over here, the rule is: you can't be President if you are a convicted felon.
The rest is irrelevant. And BTW, stop using the f word. It makes you look like a jackass. |
