More embaressing quotes from the Telegraph
Yet in one crucial respect Mr Clinton has reached completion: his credibility has been well and truly spent. The White House, suddenly fearful of Senate numbers, is now scrambling for any compromise: my own choice is the Canaan Banana solution, whereby the President grabs a false beard and forged papers and hightails it.
You can't blame them. In January, just after Monica broke, the Commander-in-Chief, with his loyal sidekick Tony the Boy Wonder, gave Saddam an ultimatum and ordered a billion-dollar build-up in the Gulf; in August, after his historic First Apology flopped, he bombed a Sudanese aspirin factory; this week, he ordered air strikes against Baghdad. No doubt, on the first day of the Senate trial, he'll launch all-out nuclear Armageddon. telegraph.co.uk:80/et?ac=000387808654031&rtmo=Q39OHaOR&atmo=99999999&P4_FOLLOW_ON=/98/12/20/wclin220.html&pg=/et/98/12/20/wclin220.html
Mr Clinton called this week's bombing interlude "Desert Fox" - the first US military operation named after a Nazi general. Mr Livingston ran for the Speakership as a dull administrator who would "make the trains run on time" - the first Congressional leadership campaign modelled on a Mussolini slogan.
But yesterday the Bayou Book-keeper cornered Mr Clinton's fox - the un-Speaker in pursuit of the unimpeachable. Even without a driver, the Republican train is bearing down, and Mr Clinton's job is on the line. |